Title: Character Building
Author: Hugh Milligan
Stimuli: Fury, peach, spork
Notes: Okay, this one is 121 words. I'm getting closer, see? Oh, and Mr Green is our soulless and conservative headmaster, for you non-NGSers out there.
Mr Green stood and turned to face the occupants of the school bus as it turned off the dirt road and into a small clearing surrounded by woodlands.
"Okay. Once you depart the bus, you will be led into the woods and then left to orienteer yourselves back to the campsite twenty kilometres away. Remember that you are allowed no supplies other than the peach and the spork that each of you has been given. Any questions?"
"Is this legal?"
"Don't ask such ridiculous questions - you should all be grateful for such a character building experience."
This answer, however, proved to be woefully inadequate, as Mr Green was pelted with peaches and one particularly zealous student sporked him in the eye.
Okay, gimme another stimulus. Sorry, Andrew, but I really can't think of any way to work in David Hasselhoff's lavish apartment. Well, maybe I can, but I'll need to think it over some more.