Lemel (lemelie) wrote in drabblewar,
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Title: Racer
Author: Lemelie
Stimuli: "kick ass 'tude", bubblegum purple, stapler



Yeah, I got lazy and didn't end it :P But I drew a picture!

Racer
I’m the best there is at stapler racing.

You mightn’t think there’s much of a market in the sport, but you’d be surprised. The Stapler Racer underground movement is huge. Full of the most badass, tattooed, unpleasant individuals you can imagine; seventy-eight point four five of whom are beyond hideous. You need a real kick-ass ‘tude to deal with them uglies.
Which I have. Yes.
And I am the best of all them Stapler Racers. Not to mention the most attractive. Yessir, me and my electric-blue stapler, with my bubblegum-purple cap drawn dramatically low over my eyes, we win every race.

Because I’m the best there is.

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BWAHAH :D Best EVER.
*signs*
What is stapler racing? It sounds wild!